Buzzwords

Now that we live in a world where there are new words to match new meanings, some have come to light that are pretty stupid, but i/smart, (no not me). I'm sure there are a zillion of them, but here are a few of the top ones, with comments of course !

Cellywood: Mini movies created for cell phones. ( I'd can produce one of these.)

Adminispam: Useless e mail sent from upper echelon bureaucrats that's not applicable to your area, about people that you'll never work with or issues you will never face. ( what, about 5 a day ? )

Shovel-ready: A construction project that already has received its approvals and permits from various goverment agencies and is ready for development. I.E. This site is shovel-ready. ( Like my back yard ? )

Grayed-out: Excluded or denied. Taken from software where some icons are "grayed-out" and can only be used by authorized personnel with the correct password. In real life, a person has been "grayed-out" if he or she has been excluded from a meeting, project, conversation, etc. ( sounds like most of my work experience, or filing taxes )

Windshield time: Time spent driving to a job or business appointment. I.E. We can boost sales by reducing windshield time. ( I doubt that is gonna help ! )

Spammified: When a legit e-mail ends up in your spam folder, which has also become the digital world's hottest excuse. I.E. Sory, just got your message. It got spammified. ( Like that's gonna hold up )

Blamestorming: A group process where paticipants analyze a failed project and look for scapegoats other than themselves. ( I didn't do it ! )

Death by Tweakage: When a product or project fails due to unnecessary tinkering or too many last-minute revisions. ( Sounds like getting ready for work/school )

Prairie Dogging: A modern office phenomenon. Occurs when workers simultaneously pop their heads up out of their cubiclesto see what is going on. ( Freakin nosey asses, SIT DOWN ! )

Carbon-based error: Error caused by a human, not a computer ( which we assume would be a silicon-based error ). ( Again, I didn't do it ! )

Deja Poo: The feeling that youv'e stepped in this bull before. ( So that's what that smell is ... )

Bobbleheading: The mass nod of agreement by participants in a meeting to comments made by the boss even though most have no idea what the hell they just said. ( yes yes yes no no no yes no )

Mancation: A man's vacation, ( DAH ) Generally includes lots of beer, a weber grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. ( every Friday nite, heh heh )

Well, it's Friday nite, so ahh, read above. ^ You got some new words, send to me. But don't send to \/ ( addy below ).

Thanks Cargirl.

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Sooooo .... Where's the proof of caveman ?

Think about this blog ...... The caveman, we all know who they are, or do we ? We've been led to believe that they are these ape lookin creatures draggin they're women around by their hair and carrying a club. The FACT is they NEVER existed ! There is no scientific evidence of this. They found the bones of Lucy, and said she lived 3 million years ago. Say what ? Man has only been on the earth for approx. 6500 years according to the Bible, which is more and more proving to be right. And Lucy had no ape like looking bones of her face or other apelike features. But she did not have any hair, DAH !!! Then we have this guy the found frozen in the Alps, which was a good find, maybe. He was frozen and pretty well preserved, since they determined that he was approx. 5300 years old, which would stay within the Bibles timetable.

So now lets go back to the beginning. Adam and Eve. They ate the forbidden fruit, which cast them out of the Garden of Eden. My belief is that when this happened, the Garden of Eden was protected with like a bubble, that got popped. When this ocurred, it created a castrophonic global disaster that changed the climate of the Earth, of which killed off the dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals living outside the bubble. Now we have scientific proof of the dinosaurs and other creatures. Like the Sabertooth tiger, and this is true, they found frozen with a fish in his mouth. How did that happen ? Maybe after the bubble was popped, there was such a sudden change in the atmosphere, poor Tony died instantly, and the fish to !

There was people who lived in caves, we got proof of that, but nothing proving the inhabitants where ape like in their appearance. Then we have the Biblical flood, that, I would say wiped out everything, except Noah's family, and of course the animals. And there is scientific proof of this also. The discovery of the Ark on Mount Ararat, where the Bible says it came to rest .... So there really couldn't have ANY cavemen or women for quite while. But where did they come from ? They couldn't have, there's no ammount of time possible for this period to have happened. We have scientific proof of all the other eras, except the caveman.

Some say we evolved from fish first learning to breath and walk on land. Well if this is to be believed, how did it get to apes ? From a fish, to an ape, to man ? I don't think so.

Think about it. Who invented the caveman ? Santa Claus ? Me ? You ? The air ?